Re: My Office on Fridays
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HOW I POOP @ WORK:
- wet toilet paper and clean all porcelin that will be anywhere remotely close to my ass
- flush
- wash hands from cleaning co-workers stale dry urine
- piss (sitting down obv)
- pull out Bluff or Maxim Magazine that I have hidden in some folder with a company letterhead
- poop & read magazine
- sit & finish reading magazine
- wipe/flush
my poop is an 18-24 min break imo
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Looks pretty standard, just be careful you don't accidently piss sitting down and then not poop. Sitting down to just piss is a symptom of the gay.
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