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Old 11-15-2007, 10:25 AM
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Default Poker Is LIke Golf:Advice from Kld18 Along With Calling Durrr a Sucker

So Kld18 finishes up about 3 buyins on Urindanger at 100/200 HU playing an unorthodox limp-a-lot or miniraise the button style, then says he has to quit. He leaves and once Uri leaves he sits back in at the table and this is the chat that took place:

Kld18: lets play tommy
Mr Miros (Observer): u can play dwan?
Mr Miros (Observer): yet u said u gotta go?
chris_tarrant (Observer): lol @ anyone baiting durrr
Kld18: I will play him
Kld18: i am done I would just play TD
vizer02:nice to see uri get pwned for once
Kld18: if you saw his cards you would think very diffrent
Kld18: I would play uri everyday the rest of my life..
Kld18: im waiting for durr
uloseha1 (Observer): durr scared of u
Kld18: lol....he isint scared...but to be honest with you
guys...who you guys think are great...play not that great
sometimes..and sometimes they play so bad you would not
believe me if i told you what he called me with
Kld18: but I will play durr...sleeping
_Zole_88 (Observer): who do you thnk is the best player on
internett?
Kld18: no one is the best
Kld18: please listen to what I am going to say..this is 100%
honest
Kld18: 5 million people play online....eht reason you see the same names on top is they play the best the most often..and that is always changing....some got very lucky and are not that good and some are awesome...
Kld18: but to say so and so is the best is BS..everyone got
lucky!
Kld18: the best players are the ones who never go on tilt...or should I say tilt the least...but to be a great turny player you have to play on tilt
Kld18: but since there is so much money online and at any
given time anyone can make a score people think she "hot"
person at the time is the best'
Kld18: im afraid of no one and everyone... the truth is I have a HUGE advantage...I mean huge
Kld18: I know who they are and how they play and they have
no clue who i am.... think about that...
Kld18: but in reality we all know each other
Kld18: but rail birds give way to much credit to someone that in reality is just running hot
Kld18: everyone who is reading this has played online and lost everything in there account....does that mean they are terrible?
Kld18: I promise that the main diffrence is control and ego...
uloseha1 (Observer): so u have ur ego under control then
Kld18: and btw I didnt mean your guys are broke i ment that
you have all lost before
Kld18: as have I
Kld18: so has phil
Kld18: brian
Kld18: daniel
le ti ga (Observer): ANDY BEAL
Kld18: well then...its pretty simple...poker is like golf..if you ever make a birdy you think you are good..when in reality you are just fooling yourself
Kld18: the key to winning is making few mistakes and putting
your money in good
Kld18: and that is why there are not 1000000 people on the
pga tour
Kld18: yet 30 million people golf
Kld18: everyday
Kld18: I want Durr...
Kld18: well good nite everyone...
_Zole_88 (Observer): why not play utica club beer... it was you
that said that : im afraid of no one and everyone...
Kld18: Zole being afraid has NOTHING to do with playing or not playing
Kld18: river..i have been playing all night..the reason I am a winning player is I know when to quit..unless of course there is a sucker [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
Kld18: like D
Kld18: TD
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