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Old 10-26-2007, 03:08 PM
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Default Re: The Worst Strategy You\'ve Overheard at a Table

Donk calls 3bet from nit at table. Flop comes 3 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Donk check-raise nit all-in. Nit tables red queens. Donk tables J [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Donk: "I have an open-ended straight draw, a flushdraw AND an overcard!"
I like: "An overcard to what?"
Donk: "Well yeah, an overcard to the board, but he doesn't count. Still, I got so many outs, I can't loose!"
Me: "Yeah, [insert nit's name] only has a small edge... I wouldn't be surprised if you were slightly ahead either."
Donk: "Me too!"
*turn bricks*
Donk: "Damn, didn't hit it! Oh well, got it in with the best..."

I lol'ed hard inside. I knew he was bad (always ended up at least losing 3BI's a night) but never knew how bad really till he came up with this ****.
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