It's not much for you ballas, but im £13k (like $50,000) in debt, I was working in a call centre, the only girl I ever loved has been sectioned, and my parents just finalised their divorce.
My best friend staked me £500 to start poker again, for 50/50 profit and me repaying losses. He's going to be upset.
Variance: People like my ms paints
AA: Times 40, net -$45