Re: Another Roommate Story That Nobody Cares About
yo u need to torpedo his room. it only works if his door opens inwards tho.
wait for him to be in his room, get an enormous garbage can, fill it with water, tilt it against his door, knock on his door, and then when he opens it, BAM TORPEDO!
alternately, piss-puck him
piss in ashtray, freeze the piss, remove the piss-puck from ashtray, slide under his door when he's sleepin, it melts and then BAM PISS-PUCK!
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