[doubLe a tom]

Whoa whoa whoa, Life Tilt. The part of the story I don't like is that the uncle gave up looking for the dog after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That guys gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog is lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that [censored] dog.