Re: Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread
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The games are hard enough as is. I'm running worse than the devil himself... I honestly just don't know how much longer I can take this. This is about the 10th time in the last 2 days. This one i'm only 180+bb's deep - and we get it on the turn... what can I say - i'm having trouble breathing
Full Tilt Poker Game #2446308260: Table Sunking (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:30:37 ET - 2007/05/17
Seat 1: TaiwanStyle ($1,279)
Seat 2: MadHatter48 ($1,107)
Seat 3: JediPokerTrix ($1,819)
Seat 4: gopheresque ($970)
Seat 5: PoopInToilet ($3,218.50)
Seat 6: Kinetica ($1,415.50)
MadHatter48 posts the small blind of $5
JediPokerTrix posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JediPokerTrix [7h 7s]
gopheresque has 15 seconds left to act
gopheresque is sitting out
gopheresque has timed out
gopheresque folds
PoopInToilet raises to $35
Kinetica folds
TaiwanStyle folds
MadHatter48 folds
JediPokerTrix calls $25
*** FLOP *** [6c 7c 2h]
JediPokerTrix checks
PoopInToilet bets $55
JediPokerTrix raises to $240
PoopInToilet calls $185
*** TURN *** [6c 7c 2h] [8d]
JediPokerTrix bets $400
PoopInToilet raises to $2,943.50, and is all in
JediPokerTrix calls $1,144, and is all in
PoopInToilet shows [As Ac]
JediPokerTrix shows [7h 7s]
Uncalled bet of $1,399.50 returned to PoopInToilet
*** RIVER *** [6c 7c 2h 8d] [Ah]
PoopInToilet shows three of a kind, Aces
gopheresque has returned
JediPokerTrix shows three of a kind, Sevens
PoopInToilet wins the pot ($3,640) with three of a kind, Aces
JediPokerTrix is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3,643 | Rake $3
Board: [6c 7c 2h 8d Ah]
Seat 1: TaiwanStyle (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: MadHatter48 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: JediPokerTrix (big blind) showed [7h 7s] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 4: gopheresque didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: PoopInToilet showed [As Ac] and won ($3,640) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 6: Kinetica didn't bet (folded)
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Like I said - EVERY-f'ing-time it doesn't seem possible for them to hit that card they do!!! Not only is it a miracle card, but today there is the added bonus of me not filling up! i honestly NEVER thought it was possible to run this bad:
Full Tilt Poker Game #2453511537: Table La Madre (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:59:57 ET - 2007/05/18
Seat 1: Enyaisrave ($1,368.50), is sitting out
Seat 2: Storkdelamork ($2,146.50)
Seat 3: tdogg99 ($1,446.75)
Seat 4: Ramonaa ($927.50)
Seat 5: uisageezer ($1,976)
Seat 6: JediPokerTrix ($1,586.50)
uisageezer posts the small blind of $5
JediPokerTrix posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JediPokerTrix [Qs Qc]
Storkdelamork raises to $35
tdogg99 folds
Ramonaa calls $35
uisageezer calls $30
JediPokerTrix raises to $190
Storkdelamork calls $155
Ramonaa folds
uisageezer folds
*** FLOP *** [7s Th Qd]
JediPokerTrix has 15 seconds left to act
JediPokerTrix bets $375
Storkdelamork has 15 seconds left to act
Storkdelamork raises to $1,020
JediPokerTrix has 15 seconds left to act
JediPokerTrix raises to $1,396.50, and is all in
Storkdelamork calls $376.50
JediPokerTrix shows [Qs Qc]
Storkdelamork shows [Ad Ks]
*** TURN *** [7s Th Qd] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [7s Th Qd Js] [2h]
JediPokerTrix shows three of a kind, Queens
Storkdelamork shows a straight, Ace high
Storkdelamork wins the pot ($3,240) with a straight, Ace high
JediPokerTrix is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3,243 | Rake $3
Board: [7s Th Qd Js 2h]
Seat 1: Enyaisrave is sitting out
Seat 2: Storkdelamork showed [Ad Ks] and won ($3,240) with a straight, Ace high
Seat 3: tdogg99 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Ramonaa (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: uisageezer (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: JediPokerTrix (big blind) showed [Qs Qc] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
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I told you I'm not lying. "Uisageezer" could be the worst regular i've ever seen in my life. but whats the difference he's making money - and i'm not! Let me get something straight from the 2+2 community... when they only have 2 outs w/ 2 cards to come - i'm supposed to win 90 out of 100 right? so why is it I seem to be losing in these situations at an alarming rate?
Full Tilt Poker Game #2464718091: Table Wild Wave (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:46:48 ET - 2007/05/19
Seat 1: uisageezer ($1,451)
Seat 2: InMemoriam ($1,000)
Seat 3: Split em Up ($358)
Seat 4: MstAA mAArtini ($1,838)
Seat 5: gtrain15 ($1,773)
Seat 6: JediPokerTrix ($1,333)
JediPokerTrix posts the small blind of $5
uisageezer posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JediPokerTrix [Tc Ts]
InMemoriam folds
Split em Up folds
MstAA mAArtini raises to $35
gtrain15 folds
JediPokerTrix has 15 seconds left to act
JediPokerTrix raises to $135
uisageezer calls $125
MstAA mAArtini calls $100
*** FLOP *** [3s 6s Td]
JediPokerTrix bets $280
uisageezer raises to $1,316, and is all in
MstAA mAArtini folds
JediPokerTrix calls $918, and is all in
uisageezer shows [As Ah]
JediPokerTrix shows [Tc Ts]
Uncalled bet of $118 returned to uisageezer
*** TURN *** [3s 6s Td] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [3s 6s Td Ad] [Jd]
uisageezer shows three of a kind, Aces
JediPokerTrix shows three of a kind, Tens
uisageezer wins the pot ($2,798) with three of a kind, Aces
JediPokerTrix is sitting out
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Full Tilt Poker Game #2464272539: Table Burdell (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:46:58 ET - 2007/05/19
Seat 1: easymoney50 ($268.85)
Seat 2: JediPokerTrix ($2,680.75)
Seat 3: uisageezer ($1,127)
Seat 4: CoachTooz ($1,841)
Seat 5: Rana699 ($0), is sitting out
Seat 6: MstAA mAArtini ($1,917)
JediPokerTrix posts the small blind of $5
uisageezer posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JediPokerTrix [Kh Ks]
CoachTooz folds
Rana699 stands up
MstAA mAArtini raises to $35
easymoney50 folds
JediPokerTrix has 15 seconds left to act
JediPokerTrix raises to $135
uisageezer calls $125
MstAA mAArtini calls $100
*** FLOP *** [3s 5s Jd]
JediPokerTrix bets $300
uisageezer raises to $992, and is all in
MstAA mAArtini folds
JediPokerTrix calls $692
uisageezer shows [Qc As]
JediPokerTrix shows [Kh Ks]
*** TURN *** [3s 5s Jd] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [3s 5s Jd Th] [Ad]
uisageezer shows a pair of Aces
JediPokerTrix shows a pair of Kings
uisageezer wins the pot ($2,386) with a pair of Aces
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