[eljizzle]

How about this gem...

Mike Matusow: y im klling u u hit 7k 3outter im rapping u
Slikoner: lol
SDeeSU (Observer): mike = luckbox
Mike Matusow: i just thew the cat against the wall cause of u
Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL
Mike Matusow: and just beat my girlfriend up witha fking whip

qsdaddy (Observer): i'll bet she liked it
SDeeSU (Observer): ugg i want to rape a pro
Wheeler92 (Observer): love me two times baby, love me twice
today
SDeeSU (Observer): lol
Mike Matusow: now the cat and here are in it together to get
me back
Mike Matusow: ther plottting

Mike Matusow: cats meowing
Mike Matusow: and shes fking ranting

Mike Matusow: think i should fk them both in the asss to shut
them up
Dealer: Slikoner wins the pot ($497)
Dealer: Hand #1999887806
Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL
MrOrange8 (Observer): looooooooooooool
Slikoner: lol
Wheeler92 (Observer): oh boyyyyyy
SDeeSU (Observer): i like how he talks out of his a ss
Slikoner: thats the ticket mike
Mike Matusow: lol
Wheeler92 (Observer): lil tip of advice mikey, start with the Cat
junk007stock (Observer): That brings a litteral meaning to the
term soreass.
SDeeSU (Observer): sorry mike no pus sy for u
Slikoner: lol <font color="red"> </font>