Good Morning Worms!
Your friendly Mouth of Sauron is here. Just listen to me this game and I won't lead you astray. I am the LOL in your lolvillage, I may even be the black fly in your chardonnay.
I suggest everyone lynch Sam day one and force Frodo to incriminate himself right away. That was an awesome strategy last game. I will be around and gloating all the way until end game so feel free to ask me questions and I will never tell a lie.
In case you need a mental picture, this is me:
ps. I haven't looked at the members of my team yet and I am not sure I plan to.