[Blarg]

Normally I would rent a movie like this without caring too much how good it was, but I'm still kind of shell shocked by how bad Van Helsing was. It wasn't just a cheap flick thrown together by D-list hacks either. I dunno, so much crap has been coming out for so long on the vampire theme that it's really hard to get the stomach to sit through any more of it.

Sometimes it seems like horror movies aren't even being made by people who like horror anymore, just by people who figure it's good for a buck. The two used to go hand in hand plenty, and that's fine, but now it seems like nobody even cares if the movie is any good before they make it or star in it.