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OK you need to stop using the word "squirt" cuz it's getting a little creepy...

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Now you're raggin' on me for consistency? Guy to my right was "squirt", guy across from me was "youngin'". Person to my left was "babyface" and the fellow in the 10-seat was "urchin".

Mind you I was MUCH MUCH happier with babyface sitting to my left than his replacement. Some 90yo coot spewing the F-word every 30 seconds, throwing cards and other things at the dealers, and muttering to himself. Dunno why the dealers put up with him. I ended up calling coot's $90 all-in bet from UTG with my AK in the BB even though I knew he hadda have AA-QQ thinking it's a win-win...if he wins, maybe he'll get happier and not be so unpleasant to sit next to, if I win, maybe I'll push him over the brink and he'll snap and have to be carried out. (He had KK and I spiked an A--Coot definitely went deeper into his tantrum but didn't leave, so I did.)