[numbnuts007]

Oh man, this chat was too good not to post. In this guys defense, I can understand his frustration because I was crushing it tonight. The names have been changed to protect the truly lame. Let's call him 'Sphincter Boy' and me 'Awesome'.

Dealer: Awesome wins the pot ($10.75) with
two pair, Nines and Fives
Sphincter Boy: hands like that is why i've turned my
chat off
Sphincter Boy: that was so bad
Sphincter Boy: chat off again
Dealer: Awesome wins the pot ($9.05) with
two pair, Kings and Eights
Sphincter Boy: chat back on
Awesome: chat off
Dealer: Sphincter Boy has 15 seconds left to act
Sphincter Boy: how can you cap wit that?
Awesome: you capped silly
Awesome: chat off
Sphincter Boy: how can you call with that?
JR2718: vhg
Dealer: Awesome wins the pot ($2.15)
Awesome: i didn't call, i raised
Sphincter Boy: fing ridiculous
Sphincter Boy: well played
Awesome: ty
Sphincter Boy: chat back off
Dealer: Awesome wins the pot ($1.90)
Sphincter Boy: joke
Awesome: chat off
Dealer: Awesome ties for the pot ($3.10) with
two pair, Kings and Threes
Dealer: Sphincter Boy ties for the pot ($3.10) with
two pair, Kings and Threes
Awesome: chat on
Sphincter Boy: thi sis stupid
Awesome: chat off
Dealer: Awesome shows a pair of Twos
Dealer: Awesome wins the pot ($5.95) with a
pair of Twos