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Why the hell would Phil play in the Sony but not in the Mercedes? I'm not doubting you, it just doesnt make any sense. Hmm...lets see...I'll skip the no-cut, limited invite, high purse tourney because its a week too early and I havent finished fattening up on Christmas ham and cookies, and instead play in the open tourney, with a bigger field, a cut and a smaller purse. What a [censored]. Or maybe he just wants to make a move on Michelle Wie. I also cant believe he cant roll his fat ass and man-[censored] out of bed in October to play golf for 4 days at the Tour Championship. (Sorry, I'm a little bitter at Phil since he was on my fantasy golf team last year and he didnt play at all after the PGA).