[ipokeder]

lol, i'm stoned off my ass so for some reason i think it's a good idea to play spiked heads up

VERY first hand:

FullTiltPoker Game #3810293661: Table Ovum (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:27:05 ET - 2007/10/10
Spiked has 5 seconds left to act
Spiked posts the small blind of $10
ipokeder posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Kc Kd]
Spiked raises to $60
ipokeder raises to $200
Spiked has 15 seconds left to act
Spiked raises to $2,000, and is all in
ipokeder calls $1,800, and is all in
Spiked shows [Js Jd]
ipokeder shows [Kc Kd]
*** FLOP *** [4s 7d 5s]
*** TURN *** [4s 7d 5s] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [4s 7d 5s Jh] [7h]
Spiked shows a full house, Jacks full of Sevens
ipokeder: HAHAHA
ipokeder shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
Spiked wins the pot ($3,999.50) with a full house, Jacks full of Sevens
ipokeder adds $2,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4,000 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4s 7d 5s Jh 7h]
Seat 1: Spiked (small blind) showed [Js Jd] and won ($3,999.50) with a full house, Jacks full of Sevens
Seat 2: ipokeder (big blind) showed [Kc Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sevens

some hands later,

FullTiltPoker Game #3810332561: Table Ovum (heads up) - $10/$20 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:33:36 ET - 2007/10/10
Seat 1: Spiked ($5,447)
Seat 2: ipokeder ($2,020)
Spiked posts the small blind of $10
ipokeder posts the big blind of $20
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [4s 5s]
Spiked raises to $60
ipokeder calls $40
*** FLOP *** [5d 5c Kh]
ipokeder checks
Spiked checks
*** TURN *** [5d 5c Kh] [5h]
ipokeder checks
Spiked bets $80
ipokeder raises to $280
Spiked calls $200
*** RIVER *** [5d 5c Kh 5h] [6h]
ipokeder bets $680
Spiked raises to $5,107, and is all in
ipokeder calls $1,000, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $3,427 returned to Spiked
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Spiked shows [Ac Ah] a full house, Fives full of Aces
ipokeder shows [4s 5s] four of a kind, Fives
ipokeder wins the pot ($4,039.50) with four of a kind, Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4,040 | Rake $0.50
Board: [5d 5c Kh 5h 6h]
Seat 1: Spiked (small blind) showed [Ac Ah] and lost with a full house, Fives full of Aces
Seat 2: ipokeder (big blind) showed [4s 5s] and won ($4,039.50) with four of a kind, Fives

then he SITS OUT (WTF??) cuz he says he's steaming and i get pissed cuz i still wanna play him

so then i go move down to 5/10 to try to get even, and in 15 minutes~,

FullTiltPoker Game #3810376666: Table Avon (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:41:09 ET - 2007/10/10
Seat 1: ipokeder ($1,495)
Seat 2: jigajaba ($1,920)
jigajaba posts the small blind of $5
ipokeder posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [4s 4d]
jigajaba raises to $30
ipokeder calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Ks 2d 4h]
ipokeder checks
jigajaba bets $40
ipokeder raises to $140
jigajaba calls $100
*** TURN *** [Ks 2d 4h] [8h]
ipokeder bets $280
jigajaba has 15 seconds left to act
jigajaba raises to $1,750, and is all in
ipokeder calls $1,045, and is all in
jigajaba shows [Tc 8c]
ipokeder shows [4s 4d]
Uncalled bet of $425 returned to jigajaba
*** RIVER *** [Ks 2d 4h 8h] [Kh]
jigajaba shows two pair, Kings and Eights
ipokeder shows a full house, Fours full of Kings
ipokeder wins the pot ($2,989.50) with a full house, Fours full of Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,990 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ks 2d 4h 8h Kh]
Seat 1: ipokeder (big blind) showed [4s 4d] and won ($2,989.50) with a full house, Fours full of Kings
Seat 2: jigajaba (small blind) showed [Tc 8c] and lost with two pair, Kings and Eights

end the session +1.5k for +2.8k on the day, whee