[KAknight]

I used to have a diary.

You see I was a child prodigy. I graduated from Princeton at the age of 10. I went to medical school and became a doctor when I was only a teenager. My buddy Vinnie and I used to have all sorts of crazy adventures, plus I was always having troubles with my on/off girlfriend Wanda. I once even delivered a baby at the mall! People never believed that a teenager was a doctor. It seemed like every week I would get into some sort of predicament. Usually tough I would work it all out. Every night I would turn on my old white text on a blue background computer and type really slowly into my diary. It was usually insightful about what I'd learned from each of these predicaments.

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