Brag........ OH WAIT
Ok I almost forgot.
Brag: last saturday, Friends 26th B-day, and another friends 25 B-day. Calls for 1 biggggg partayy.
Brag: Got wasted, but had the best time ever, and blew some steam at the casino.
Beat: Got sick the next morning, and still sick.
Beat/Variance: I didnt only blow steam at casino I blew steam after I [censored] a fat chick. Now its like the town joke. And probably why I am sick.
My Friend: Hey you hear about Nick?
Rando: No.
My Friend: He had sex with Melissa.
Rando: Oh no way, the hot one right?
My Friend: Actually the one whos 200 pounds, and has a face that looks like a dog [censored] on it.
Rando: *Throws Up*.
Sorry no Pics, camera didnt have the Super Zoom Out option.
Thats my story, I am hiding in a hole now.
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