[hamsamich]

Don't know how to change a diaper and I have two kids (veiled brag post)

Don't know how the !@#$ to get rid of my slice (you try golfing with backwards clubs and having to stand on the wrong side of the ball sometime!)

Don't know how to get my wife to shut up (this one I really am going to work on........soon)

I'm sure I'll thin of some more