[bellytimber]

I will be watching Pirate Master. I need to balance my Netflixed "The Wire" DVDs with something, and PIRATE MASTER seems perfect. So far it's shaping up to be a floating Zimbardo Stanford prison experiment. The first episode featured a guy whose undertitle was "Scientist/Exotic Dancer." The captain has eleven first names. The dreadlocked pirate roberts has a beard made by Cinnabon. The freaking show is called PIRATE MASTER! Regular people are running around saying stuff like, "But now I'm a pirate, so I have to get used to it, " and they mean it. And: Christian Okoye! It's PIRATE MASTER.