[Arp220]

So I got home from work unusually early today and I come in to the hall and I hear these odd noises in the bedroom, so I peer round the door and my girlfriend is lying on the bed with our cat, and they're cuddling and snuggling, and she started to kiss his face and he starts purring and they're getting really intimate now, and she starts kissing his neck and he's purring louder, and she starts kissing his tummy and he's giving these little miaows of ecstacy, so I go to the hall closet and get my shotgun and I go back into the bedroom and I blow that furry bastards head the [censored] off, and my girlfriend is screaming and crying, and it doesnt make a damn bit of difference because I just got cheated on by a [censored] cat...