[DING-DONG YO]

just to show how [censored] lame adanthar is for even bringing this up...

TEH SUPER DUPER BADASS BBV/BBV4L EXPANDED CHECKLIST!!!!!

[_] Stupid Microlimit gains
[_] LOL Donkaments
[_] Lost less than can be found in couch
[X] Not really bad beat, villian played well
[_] Graph not in $
[_] LOL Limidonk
[_] Limit downswing of less than 500BB (standard)
[_] Anything with AA involved
[_] Not really Busto
[_] Retarded chat
[_] WON A POT!!!!!!!!1
[_] Ban Andrew Krapinski
[_] Too many levels
[_] Overcards > Pocket Pair=more outs
[_] BROKEN CAPS LOCK
[X] Intentionally Left Blank
[_] Help me I am a bot
[_] Didn't realize it was for the Bad Beat Jackpot
[_] Banged ugly chick brag
[_] Sexy Sunglasses
[_] Pun-owned
[_] Schnieds 4bet me
[_] Will Smith
[_] Sponger for Mod
[_] It's YO BIRFDAY
[_] Brung my jammy to a home game
[_] Need $10 on Doyle's room
[_] Fristaments
[_] LOL no MODS IN BBV!
[_] LOOOOOOL, tricked out the profanity filter
[_] Veganmaz threatening to leave BBV
[_] Kurosh needs to go to GA
[_] P-rostate exam-WNED!!!!
[_] HIV reloads in a freezeout
[_] massive degenerate loss chasing
[_] your LOL AMENTS isn't funny
[_] FUDGE OOT!
[_] GW is mod of BBV!
[_] Set = TeH NUTZ!
[_] Hollow threat to leave BBV = Attention whoring
[_] EM2 type retarded brag with no evidence whatsoever to back up said brag
[ ] involves jumping
[ ] overused joke
[] Germans are taking over
[ ] girlfriend beat
[ ] lol drunkaments
[ ] new catchphrase
[ ] Keikiwai rules
[X] Too much masturbation
[ ] Not enough masturbation
[ ] Dids is something in BBV
[ ] F OOT
[ ] Greenfields new account
[ ] Split my ballsack
[ ] That's racist!
[ ] girl brag with no pics (ban ldo)
[ ] That's retardist!
[ ] Waaah, I want to be racist!
[ ] Anal?
[ ] DDY stop spamming the forum
[ ] Too many levels
[ ] yvesaint
[ ] BAN PLZ K THX
[X] Will Smith
[ ] this is BBV4LIFE bitch, not ATF
[] thread needs MS Paint
[ ] sex brag w/o pics = teh ban
[ ] crappy thread even for BBV4LIFE
[ ] you could have posted this in OOT
[ ] Gildwulf getting too much flak
[ ] NO MORE MODS plz
[ ] it's yo birfday
[X] post count +1
[ ] Quarter-mile is halfway up
[ ] this thread is serious business
[ ] my epeen is on ur back
[ ] Brandi drama
[ ] should be a Special Sklansky Question
[ ] regular poster disappeared, BBV rapid response rescue team gogogo
[ ] less funny than you can find in your couch
[ ] FORUM DRAMA BOMB
[ ] Diebitter:BBV4L::NapoleonTe Island of Elba
[ ] I was playing Dannenman HU over J Tilly's chest when Screech snatched the cash into his bag and made a run for it
[ ] Lori owns yet another thread
[ ] Make out with chick? She is here right now.
[] 2+1
[ ] Needs more Thread Cat
[ ] Please do not die in a fire, but feel free to smoke around gas stations, sawdust, piles of old newspaper and oxygen tanks
[ ] thinking of anal
[ ] banging fatties is +EV
[ ] involves OP and steroids
[ ] can't follow instructions
[ ]If I ______, does that make me ghey? (not that there's anything wrong with this lifestyle choice)
[ ] NOT REAL SEX
[ ] Someday I will fly
[ ] 52/48
[ ] Involved OP being looked at by a girl
[ ] Nobody got raped by a goat
[ ] El Diablo should lock/delete this post
[X] buttsecks
[X] Keep adding more
[X] Flinging pooh
[X] How can I masturbate to THIS?
[X] HIV is busto again
[X] Better out of context
[X] Thread delivers
[X] Graph included
[X] Pics of Fluffpop
[X] 10K Fight YO!
[ ] 2,1,5,3,4 and it's not even close.
[ ] 303 Walter Payton - In Action
[ ] anagram
[ ] angleshot = fatty
[ ] BAN
[ ] BASTARD
[ ] Better out of context
[ ] blah blah blah Thailand blah blah blah blah
[ ] Can't find hooker who'll let me choke her
[ ] cf Dids checklist.
[X] Checklist
[ ] chleppin' in las vegas
[ ] Click mouse, lose house
[ ] Coyote ate kitten I was babysitting
[ ] damn yves, you're much tighter than i remember
[ ] Did 1,000 push ups in 24 hours
[ ] Don't want
[ ] drink more
[ ] drunken retart on my couch
[ ] ElDiablo made a sarcastic comment
[ ] Fat girls give the best blowjobs, cause they're hungry
[ ] Flinging pooh
[ ] Fought 3 guys...and won
[ ] Girl pooped on my rug
[ ] Go wake up Emil
[ ] Graph included
[ ] had 15 tackles for a loss
[ ] He pisses on hos with a boner for a living.
[ ] He put me on AK
[ ] Head asplode
[ ] HIV is busto again
[ ] How can I masturbate to THIS?
[ ] How do I put this? Delicate part coming up.
[ ] How many 5 year olds?
[ ] How young is too young?
[ ] HUDGE PARTY
[ ] I has a read
[ ] I just bought a Millie Vanillie album
[ ] I put him on AK
[ ] i put on my robe and wizard hat
[ ] I said, "TOP TOP!"
[ ] I'd hit it.
[ ] Imsakidd is a dirty shortstacker
[ ] induce vomiting
[ ] its aids
[ ] its super-aids
[ ] Its where you let her stick a finger in your ass while she sucks you off
[ ] keikiwai cant beat 200nl
[ ] ktks<3
[ ] lathe in living room
[ ] LOL Donkaments
[ ] Lost $150 playing 1/2NL, roll down to $310.
[ ] Lots of money
[ ] Money in while ahead: $0
[ ] nice hand fish
[ ] No bastard option in pole
[ ] not really busto
[ ] Owned by KrauDog
[ ] Paid two guys to kiss
[X] Paradox
[ ] participation
[ ] Photoshopped pics of Grimstarr and his GF
[ ] Pics of Fluffpop
[ ] Pics or ban
[ ] Playing poker on bank credit seems like a bad idea
[ ] Post count larger than BR
[ ] PWNED
[ ] QFMFT
[ ] Relax baby i'm just taking a piss
[ ] RickRolled
[ ] Rounders reference
[ ] Shouldn't have left your photobucket account unlocked!
[ ] SIIHP
[ ] Special EDD is a girl
[ ] Special Skalansky question included
[ ] Sponger for mod
[ ] Stake me?
[ ] Stars is rigged
[ ] Sup Bro!
[ ] Thai booty call cleaned my house
[ ] This bucket of bolts is never gonna get us past that blockade!
[ ] Thread delivers
[ ] Tongni is playing on my account again
[ ] Too much effort
[ ] TRAINWRECK!!
[?] Trap
[ ] Triple kegger
[ ] villain played better than op
[ ] What does clown on her mean?
[ ] Whole roll on the table
[ ] Why don't you have a seat over there?
[ ] wife/gf received text with a penis on it
[ ] worthless with out pics
[ ] would have won more if you weren't shortstacking
[ ] YGOS?
[x]I grab one of my cards, get up from the table, and try to tear it, but cannot. Instead, I just shove it in my mouth.