Re: Why one should FPS as a villager
I like to FPS the grocery store.
12 items or less? [censored] you, I have 13 items! Well, it depends how you count two six packs and a bottle of lotion.
Buy one get one free? No thanks! I'll pay for both.
I like to open the bread, grab some peanut butter and rock a sando right there in aisle 5 and then repeatedly try to run the crust through the self-scanner.
I ask the stock ladies if they have any mayo, "If you know what I mean ^^"
At the deli, I always ask to have my meat sliced horizontally.
Fruit is a wonderland. Bring your own scale to weigh it. Poke it with medieval medical instruments. Juggle some melons. Perform Freudian therapy on the pineapples. Shave the kiwi. Have contests with other shoppers as to who can fit more grapes in their mouth.
You can probably see why I don't play WW any more...
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