[Rushmore]

Jesus that sucks hard, man.

Going to prison is not something to be taken lightly, and it's definitely not something to joke about.

My understanding (from running with a pretty rough crowd for a damned long time) is that it all depends where you're doing your time. Don't listen to all these guys giving you advice based on watching Oz reruns.

Good luck.

And when you get out, learn to take a freakin cab. It's better for everyone, obviously.