[bigfishead]

Part of my "schtick" at times:

NLHE raised preflop and multi-way action...check flop, check turn, checked 1/2 way around so far on the river...."alright I'm playing out of the rack next hand".

We have a few whiney old bastards in 20-40 stud. Upon thier first bitch at me, usually after 2 low card bring-ins when they're stuck, I say "be nice (insert name) or I'll put ya on tilt and it'll last a week!"

This usually gets a small smart assed remark back but normally followed by a grin they hate to make when they realize my sarcasm. But htey dont whine for the rest of the down either. Hell they even tip me!

Or when I get picked up from playing to deal. No matter what my stack was..."hey dont slow down my game...I'm stuck!"