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I vote for Annette Fifteen
Her stunning looks are eclipsed only by those of nearly 92% of females in society, and her skills at the poker table are comparable to Tom "Durrrr" Dwan's. The comparison to Tom Dwan is critical because it's common knowledge that I have a man crush on nearly 95% of nosebleed stake players not because my boomstick is drawn to their dipping well by their gravity but because it is considered cool to pretend like it is.