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kkf,

i work with little kids in the city, they are just as likely if not more so to be molested here. so scratch that one off your list i guess. plus there are so many hot women in big cities that they are easier to score with because they are no longer special.

things that i actually prefer about rural regions:

--better air quality, ample trees and all that kind of hippie crap
--those of us who are not ballers can actually afford to live somewhere nice
--people are nicer and less likely to kill you for your shoes
--just about everything is cheaper
--no terrorists are going to blow up a town with pop <100000 unless it is in israel or something

and many others