Re: boot camp and military stories
On the crucible (basically the culminataion of Marine Corps boot camp) One morning we were given like 20 seconds to dry shave. I missed a huge spot on my face. My DI flipped out, went to his tent and returned with a handful of shaving cream. He slapped the [censored] out my face with the shaving cream, and said fix yourself. While I did he asked "Is your Mom coming to graduation" I said "YES SIR" he says "Good Im going slap the [censored] out of her slutty ass too." I was so pissed
The funniest one was our DI woke everyone up at 1 in the morning after finding an error in somepaperwork. He made our "scribe" (paperwork bitch) Stand in front of a full length Mirror, pointing at himself and scream "IM NOT STUPID YOU ARE!" for about 4 hours untill the sun came up.
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