Re: 1,000th post: Revealing my secret identity
You are all sick. But, as promised:
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how do you manage to wipe his brow without getting exhausted?
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The camera adds 5 inches to his forehead. He is actually pretty normal-looking.
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1. is his penis as small as he alludes to through his pathetic shipitholla website.
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Thankfully, I wouldn't know.
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has he ever had you lick the sweat off of his balls after a particularly bad beat that got his blood pressure up?
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No. When I've seen him play, he has been moderately even-tempered.
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