Re: Cash games at Harrahs AC
thx e1. Sounds like my agenda is as follows....
7am Wake up. Ask wife for pre-shower sexy time (request denied).
10am Arrive at Harrahs. Try to check into room early (Harrahs staff denies request).
12n Begin play in the 300+40.
~4pm~ Go up to room while on short break that wife checked us into and ask for quickie sexy time (request denied).
~8pm~ Dinner break with wife. Listen to her drone on about how boring it is to be in a casino by yourself and how she should have just stayed home with the kids. Secretly wish she had done so. Do not bother asking for sexy time before going back to tourney.
10pm-12m Bust out of tourney. Head up to room where wife is watching chic TV shows and grading test papers from her retarded students. Ask for sexy time in the shower before heading down to play cash for 'a little while'.
12:10am Go on list for one of the crappy 2/5 games. Ask every person who speaks English if they would play 5/10 if a list started.
10am Say good morning to wife. Fake apologize for not coming up to room. Add insult to injury by telling her what she already knows, that she has to drive home because I have been awake for 30 hours.
REST OF DAY UNREMARKABLE
12m Go to bed. Ask wife for sexy time (request denied).
You know, I just realized that it is entirely possible that I have just written an accurate TR for somewhere I'm not going for another nine days. I may have just solved the time travel puzzle!!!
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