[Superfluous Man]

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Yeah, so, it doesn't seem like I have anywhere to stay when I get in there. Anyone have some place?

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nobody likes a sweaty roomate

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They do when they see how awesome my final table sweats are. They're like a tidal wave of stoned hilarity. And since I am terrible and bust out in the first 2 hours of every tournament, you can be sure I'll be around to sweat your final table.

Free example:

Pechorin [observer]: you wanna hear a funny story?
Pechorin [observer]: I BANGED YOUR MOM SON LOL

But seriously I am not at all sweaty old spice high endurance ftw.