[Pokey]

How does ATC proceed postflop? You said he's super-aggressive preflop and that he c-bets without fail, but after his c-bet is called does he slow down or keep firing? If he keeps firing, I like "check/call flop, check/call turn, open-push river or CRAI river" for both hands. There's no reason to push people off their hands in these situations, so you might as well get maximum value from your quiet little monsters.

Oh, and for the record: fold both hands preflop. They're dog crap when you're short and when the guy on your immediate left is GOING to raise you. There's no way to profitably play 65s for a raise of 1/6th your stack preflop, or Q9s for 1/15th your stack preflop. Let 'em go and wait for a real hand.

Oh, and you might want to get a seat change button, especially if you hope to play loosely like this. At the very least, I want position on ATC postflop so that I can make better decisions on the turn and river.