[Doc T River]

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I heard from a radio that Jerry Yang has been inducted by his Church to Minister now, so that's why he's so busy, he however plays bingo regularly with Nuns and church cleaners.

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Church Leader: Hey Jerry, I have some good news and some good news. The good news is that we have decided to make you a church Minister. The good news (for us) is that it will cost you one million dollars.