[nineinchal]

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So, this is pretty off topic but it was said to me today and I thought it was funny. I guess it does also speak to the idea of the fatties knowing who they are.

I was at home sick as a dog today, car in the shop with zero to eat. I recently started a business with a few friends and we are working out of a friends condo...Anyways, I left my billfold there yesterday, credit cards and all.

So I am bitching to a girl I am friends with and she says..

"Stupid why don't you call your friend and have him read you your credit card number to order food."

"Thats genius; see I told you I wasn't thinking clearly."

"Well, I am fat and fat girls know how to procure food."

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That's why I date only fat women, after I am done having sex with them, they always got something good to eat in their refrigerator.