[Yeti]

"Just got back from Jamaica. Tan almost everywhere. Jan almost everywhere! Hehe. Oh diary, what a week. I had sex with my boss. I don't know if it's going to go anywhere. Jan was very specific that this was not going to go anywhere, that it was a one time mistake, but we had sex six times so you tell me. I am definitely feeling very eerie."

"Irie."

"Irie, sorry."