Re: How to get laid using myspace?
Step 1. Go to Myspace.com and find a profile of a hot girl. They usually list their age as 99 so creepy guys won't find them, so try searching for really old women.
Step 2. Once you find the hot girl of your dreams, read all about her interests so you know what she likes and doesn't like.
Step 3. Send her a PM based on something in her pictures. (i.e. you have a cute dog!)
Step 4. After you get a nice little PM conversation going, ask her for more pictures.
Step 5. Print out one of her sexier photos.
Step 6. Wrap the print-out around your dildo and [censored] yourself in the ass.
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