[secretprankster]

"Luger's is good, but very overrated."

"Why do people in NYC act like you can't get good steak anywhere else?"

"Why do people that live in New York have more money than I do?"

"The gruff waiters are part of the experience, if you don't like it then STFU."

"To get a reservation you really need to know somebody. And your food won't be good unless your best friends with the porterhouse provider."

*Debate about why TT is the worst [censored] poster on this site*

*Debate about Luger vs. Luger's*

*Someone asks if they accept money from black people*

*Everyone lies and says "Wow, just made reservations!"*