[ZeTurd]

I like Americans.

I like a lot of American stuff. Like apple pie, cheerios, and Jessica Alba.

But you guys know [censored] all about whisky. Whisky is supposed to be made of [censored] malt, not corn or rye. Whisky isn't supposed to be drunk from tumbler glasses, and it definitely isn't supposed to be mixed with ice, or god forbid, coke. But I suppose that becomes a necessity when it tastes like something a bladder infected 300 pound guy might produce at 3 AM. The only purpose of bourbon is to produce casks for the storing of proper single malt whisky.

BAN TUQ!