[AlabamaBoulevard]

Someone defends their blind and yells "help!"

Or when I 3-bet the river and another player in the hand as the audacity to say "cap-it"

Anyone (re:noob) who talks about 'what the odds were that he'd hit that hand and beat my big slick"

"Big Slick"

"American Airlines"

"Dolly Parton"

"Siegfriend and Roy"

"I always play seven four suited! It's my lucky hand!"

You defend your BB twice (correctly) against the same person and win both hands and they something like "can't beat someone who never folds"

"ty"

"gg"

AND PLEASE QUIT STANDING UP WHEN YOU'RE ALL-IN AT A [censored] CASH GAME. AND FURTHERMORE, PLZ QUIT SHAKING EVERYONES HAND WHEN THEY BUST OUT OF A TOURNAMENT. IT'S NOT AN EMOTIONAL SYMPATHETIC MOMENT.