1. Go to convenience store to rob it.
2. Pull up in your car with the license plate clearly exposed to security cameras.
3. Walk in store, undisguised, and act very nervous.
4. Leave store, walk back into store.
5. Rob the clerk, undisguised.
6. Tell clerk he can call the police after you leave.
7. Drive away in your car.
8. Do 10 years of hard time and get ass raped in the shower by big black men with huge dongs
9. Rinse, repeat?
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