[DarkForceRising]

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First, Dr Sniper suggests Ritalin

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To speed me up or slow me down? Keep in mind that it probably took me an hour to concoct all of that self-indulgent, rambling nonsense.

It's kinda funny you should mention that though...

I'm friends with a young lady that works as an escort. (No, I'm not a customer.) Apparently she uses the bulk of her take to support her Ritalin habit. She insists Ritalin would be an excellent pathway for overcoming my distaste for multi-tabling any longer than 4 minutes at a time. Alledgedly there are no heart palpatations which are typically featured with other forms of speed.

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So, what have you been up to for the last 20 years?

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Early evening perky and charming deflection reply: "Awwwww, I don't want to put you to sleep with all of that ! I'm sure your life is far more interesting. So... tell me 'bout what you've been up to!" [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Late evening tired and buzzed 'I give up' reply: "Not much man. You?" [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]