update: so far, unsuccessful.... i've got one pin in the front of their head to give them a frontal lobotomy (makes them passive ----> fold to cbets) and one pin in the right hand to induce misclicks. but i'm only + half a buy-in after ~2000 hands and taking some fgators-like 60/40 beats. Plus I was on fgators' left at two different tables for an hour or so and no hands worthy of posting in bbv went down.
i'm drinking a coffee right now, gonna try to poke the groin and see if that works for my night-time session.