Re: Proper etiquette for dealing with someone that is busto
5 Step plan for debt collection:
1. Summon him to a place of your choice (if he declines, show up to his place of residence)
2. When he arrives (or after you kick his door in), repeatedly hit him in his jaw until he falls to the ground
3. Run his pockets taking any and all valuables you may find
4. inform him that this will be a common occurance until said debt has been collected in full. be sure to hit him a few more times for effect ( work his mouth real good [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] )
5. repeat steps 1-4 until you have collected at least 4 times what he originally owed you. the extra monies covers your time and effort, and also sends a message to any other joker thinking they can get by without payin what they owe.
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