Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
lol as stated above, i was getting my wank on, the afterschool special, when the [censored] cat, who is very active and wild, decides to run behind the computer to fight the wires and internet box. I pay no attention as i watch some bitch take it in the pooper. i'm nearing the end after a couple of minutes, ( another beat) when the internet just dies. The stupid ass cat [censored] with some wires and shut it down. I jump under the desk, toss the cat out the window ( jk but that bitch got tossed out of my room) dick in hand, franticly trying to push plugs and buttons , i am unable to recucitate my wonderful time, my boner is dying, i cry out noooooooooo and proceed to freestyle it to my best friends girl ( if u read this obv kidding) on my bed and sigh a lonely, midly satisfied sigh.
the end
ps. this was like 10 minutes ago, i saved the computer but too late.
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