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No friggin' way am I allowing these drunken stoners to eat meals at the table. I like my table, I like my felt, I like my chips, I like my cards. We have other tables and surfaces.

In cash games, they eat away from the table. In tourneys, we have time for dinner, and the occasional slice of pizza later in the evening is put on side tables. Nothing messier than that allowed.

Besides, do you want to handle cards, chips, and money while you eat food that requires licking your fingers? Eew.