Re: Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED
I don't have a job, but a dude tried to cut in line at Taco Bell so I did a flying somersault flip thing and drop kicked him in the back of the head and then put him in the cobra clutch. And I'm pretty lazy fwiw. Plus I have a buddy who has assassin's creed and he says tracking someone down and killing them is actually pretty easy.
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