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Old 11-14-2007, 06:38 PM
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Default Re: HSNL [censored] THREAD NOVEMBER

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you should write The Legend of Samoleus

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Niman was a young boy who had dreams of dominating poker, chess, soccer. He did all of the three, and is known as the triple threat of these games. He won over 14 million dollars in 3 years at poker only by 4 tabling 10-20 at 27pt bb/100. He also accuired a 2300 rating in chess, and lost his only match to Bobby Fischer. Lastly he played professional soccer in the Pro Nowerigan league, and also was a starter for the Dallas Burn in 2001. If this wasn't enough his baby needed healthcare beyond his winnings of 14 million dollars so he took a job at a supermarket that had a great health care plan.

And then the countless fueds on 2+2 etc etc., a true american hero Samo.
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