[27offsuit]

What the hell are some people thinking? My current office is all of 5 people, yet two of those people do some of the most irritating [censored] I have every had to listen to.

Every day, one guy has a yogurt around 10:00. Not just any yogurt, though. A 'fruit-on-the-bottom' yogurt. His ritual goes something like this:

Open yogurt.
Begin mixing yogurt.....glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-
glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-glop-
glop-glop-glop.......at least 30-40 times.

After eating said yogurt, he CLIPS HIS FINGERNAILS AT HIS DESK. *clip*.....*clip-clip*...*clip*....*clip*....*clip*....



The other guy has only been here a couple/few weeks, but he's wasting little time making a run for most irritating officemate. He's a loud drinker/eater.

Hot coffee in the morning: Sluuuuuuuurp. Loud swallow. Loud exhale of 'ahhhhhhh'. Every flipping sip.
Any food whatsoever: Mouth open, smacking, audible swallowing, more smacking.



A: What are these people thinking?

and

B: Please tell me your office is worse.