So, to summarize this hand:
"Why does Erick hate me?...I really need to think of more witty things to say"
"Gawd, that Phil Gordon is really a pompous, obnoxious prick!"
"Yes! Finally a hand....Heyyy this Atonious guy is way cuter than my Philly!"
"I think I'll pose wistfully while I casually chew on my toothpick..."
"OMG!!! He must have ACES!! ..but I have 3 of those J-thingies.."
"Why did Phil call me "The Chosen One"?....is he coming on to me?"
"GEEEZ!! He called my raise AGAIN!!! ... He MUST have pocket KINGS!!"
"ONoos!!11...I am so dead...and WHY ARE MY BOOBS HEAVING SO MUCH?!?!"
"lol, a full-freakin' house???....and God! Am I an Adonis, or what, eh?"
"I thought you had pocket Kings!" *I'm such a great poker player!*
"OMFG! Can I believe my eyes?!? ...Is she totally INSANE??!"
"Holy &%@#, she just set women's poker back a bazillion years!"