pretty off topic, but a long time ago when i was a complete noob i googled tl;dr- #4 on urban dictionary is pretty funny (the comments and just how pissed off the person was who wrote it)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tl%3Bdr also, i'm not gonna lie, i kind of like never gonna give you up (man i have the gheys)