Re: Funny and/or Effective Quips to Problem Players
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Here's one the players can use:
To the whiny guy at the table who's been complaining about how he can't get any cards, he can't win a hand, the flop never hits him, he's losing so much money etc, etc...
'I'll get you a phone so you can call someone who cares.'
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Howard in the old days of pay phones we'd toss the guy a dime and tell him to call someone who cares. With inflation the joke has now become too expensive. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Jimbo
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