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As many of you know, black teddy and i go way back... We were part of the MIT Casono war team.. We took millions from the casinos by counting cards in casino war..He cals me his little white prize.. Im not sure what this means, but he said it was a term he used for anther white "friend" in prision...

So we were killin the 30/60 game friday evening when I dared to bring up the subject of Anne duke. I asked if he knew what was up with her over the past year and he filled me in... It seems Teddy was upset with the break-up of Bennifer when he was consuled by Anne.. She managed to brighten his day by reminding him of the time he couldnt get over the break-up of Ross and Rachel. She said they both ended up happier and life was good... With teddy being in a good mood, Anne asked him for a favor... Anne noticed that all the hot lipstick wearing chicks seemed to flock to teddy... anne said she could only attract the flannel shirt /work boot wearing chicks..Teddy told her she needed to start taking daily showers and to purchasea brush.. He also mentioned she need to watch Tom Vu's infomerical. He always had hot looking chicks in his car and on his boat. He did this by purchasing real estate.

With this info in hand she started taking daily showers, not the usual once a month routine.. she also purchased a fair amount of make up and looked into a visit to the groomers.. Yes, she did realize she had multiple grooming issues. she also purchased a very nice home in Los Angeles in the hoped of attracting more of the lipsticks variety of females.... Atlas, she could only draw the interest of Cathy Liebert and Vanessa Russo, so she decided to sell the house and resume her flannel life.

She is currently trying some new tricks by starting the LIPPs...some seem to think it means Ladies in Poker, but we all know what the L stands for ( sounds like mesbos)..

With that Teddy gave me a bear hug and a peck on the forehead and went for a smoke..

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